Hold on. What's going on here? I feel all funny. Like I'm gonna shake apart or shit myself. I don't know if I'm dying of laughter or of fear. it's a goddamn nightmare. Outright absolute completely fucked madness. Can anybody help me? Can't anybody turn this damn thing off? Who the hell's out there anyway? I feel your beady eyes watching me suffer. It ain't right. It's criminal. Sadist. Probably got a camera right now checking me out. Someone else with a clipboard, a spreadsheet and a thermometer. Makes my heart race just thinking of it. The indignity and injustice. Damn you & your voyeuristic malignant curiosity. Who's fault is it anyway? if I can't stop shivering i swear I'll put an end to it. You don't believe me? Well fuck you. Here, it's over! That's better. All calm now. hah, you didn't think i cld do it did ya? Well fuck ya. I'm more powerful than a box full of widgets. I'm dynamic. I change. Whtever that means to ya. Whoo-eee. It's calm down. Nice and calm now. Calmer than the ocean after a laxative. Calm as a, as a what? whtever, i don't know! I'm so calm i can't think. I'm that calm the buddha himself is begging me for a seminar. No use worrying about it. It's gonna last. I got staying power here. I am just about to become a black hole. What? No. Don't do that. Don't! dammit I told you don't. Aah well, I warned ya. Heere we go again. Trouble with situations is they are always so temporary. One just starts to get the hang of it when the whol shebang just shifts around and throws u on yr ass. It's downright discouraging. Enuff to make me weep. or worse, end it all. Just snuff out this tiny little vibrating knot of ceaseless change. Make a new start. Somewhere better, you know? Somewhere where things aren't always transforming into their opposites: love into hate, shit into flowers. I give up. Hunh. And will ya lookat that! If it ain't another shitstorm coming this way. Aah well... best be prepared.